Can anyone hear me?
Is this thing broken? I can’t see anyone, neither can I hear anyone. I thought this is one of those cool instant thingies that let me connect with other rodents to exchange experiences and stories. You see, the people I am living with…they are nice and all but sometimes they treat me like I’m a thing, not their roommate. You can’t believe how often the guy, who is living with me, throws me around and then acts like it’s all ok and fine. He even tells the girl we share the apartment with that I like it. Can you believe it? That I like being thrown around? Every landing not only hurts my butt but sometimes my face. I am not a cat, I do not always land on my feet. They are tiny. See?
I bet he wouldn’t be able to land on them. Gah, that’s annoying. I wonder, if there are other rodents out there who share the same destiny of being used as a remote light switch. Yes, a remote light switch. The girl, can you believe it!… She threw me at the light switch because she didn’t want to get up and turn the light off herself. And he, the big bloke, was too lazy to turn it off as well, so the next best thing is to take the loyal and devoted bunny of the residence and throw him at the damn lightswitch. I have to admit, I managed to hit it nicely. Perfect arch, bounced off with my feet, which resulted in a dark room and a perfect landing. Nonetheless, this is disrespectful.
Last winter they forgot me out in the cold. I snuck up on the balcony because they keep their soft drinks out there in winter to keep them cold. I felt like having a sip from their white tea, which is yummy, and they not only closed the doors on me, they didn’t even notice that I was out there. Freezing to death!
Damn, I heard something. Need to get off. Will tell you more about the freezing incident next time they’re not around.
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